Disclaimer: Not original/source unknown. Humorous.
When without money, eats wild vegetables at home
When has money, eats same wild vegetables in fine restaurant.
When without money, rides bicycle;
When has money, rides the same ‘exercise machine’.
When without money, walks to earn food
When has money, walks to burn the fat
Man O Man ! never fails to deceive thyself !
When without money, wishes to get settled;
When has money, wishes to get divorced.
When without money, wife becomes secretary;
When has money, secretary becomes wife.
When without money, acts like rich man;
When has money, acts like poor man.
Man, O Man! never can tell the simple truth !
Man O Man ! Never means what he says and never says what he means!
When without money, eats wild vegetables at home
When has money, eats same wild vegetables in fine restaurant.
When without money, rides bicycle;
When has money, rides the same ‘exercise machine’.
When without money, walks to earn food
When has money, walks to burn the fat
Man O Man ! never fails to deceive thyself !
When without money, wishes to get settled;
When has money, wishes to get divorced.
When without money, wife becomes secretary;
When has money, secretary becomes wife.
When without money, acts like rich man;
When has money, acts like poor man.
Man, O Man! never can tell the simple truth !
Man O Man ! Never means what he says and never says what he means!
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whaw!
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